1. How old were you when you graduated from High School? College? What was the subject of your unfinished doctoral thesis?
2. Why do you pretend to need your glasses to see?
3. How old were you when your real parents died?
4. How do you explain the talking dog if you don’t believe in the supernatural?
5. What is that orange turtleneck hiding?
6. Why do you insist on sharing a room with Daphne?
7. When was the last time you really slept?
8. Why are you trying to keep the fact that you’re a virgin a secret?
9. What are you afraid to admit to knowing nothing about? What lies do you tell to keep people from finding out?
10. What’s in your purse, right now?
11. What’s so special about those knee socks?
12. Who taught you to say “Jinkies!”?
13. What are you hoping to find beneath all those rubber masks?