1. There’s no such thing as talking dogs. What are you really?
2. How do you keep people from realizing what they’re actually dealing with?
3. What’s your true name?
4. Why did you let them collar you?
5. What makes you so afraid of ghosts? What one thing scares you even more?
6. What makes you so certain Shaggy can protect you?
7. Why are you always stealing his food, when you really hunger for…something else? What is it?
8. Why are you so willing to work for Scooby Snacks?
9. What caused your falling out with Scooby Dumb?
10. What are you really sniffing for when you put that nose to the ground?
11. You’re obviously a lot smarter than the average dog. Why do you try to hide the fact that you’re a lot smarter than the average person, too?
12. What one thing do you invariably laugh at, even though you don’t actually think it’s funny? Why do you continue the charade?
13. Why do you let Fred split up the gang when you know that, eventually, one of those masked idiots is going to kill one of them?