It must have seemed a mad affectation from a rich eccentric to move a swamp of mangrove trees and the coastal waters drained from some tiny nameless Caribbean isle! I assure you, the cost of this artificial biome was staggering. But my friends, money can buy more than trees, dirt, and water. It can buy research – so much blasted research!
In the end, it’s quite simple: we found it. The formula! An alchemical recipe partially reflected in centuries of degenerate voodoo and witchcraft. A lost science, which we will resurrect under the full moon!
I require only a volunteer to begin.
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