Site Broken, Now FixedApr 16
You may have noticed that the site was down, or weird looking, or really slow, or subjected to some other kind of .html-based horror over the past week. We are relatively certain that we’ve got the problem hammered out. But only relatively. In any case, dear readers, we have hugely appreciated your patience while we got things back up and running.
Oh, and did we mention that our descendants will have to battle the clever, hyper-evolved inhabitants of innumerable dinosaur planets for galactic supremacy (unless, of course, the space-dinosaurs just wipe us out, first). We’re seriously considering continuing our site maintenance from an underground apocalypse bunker, just in case.
Regardless, we’re definitely blaming the space-dinosaurs for the site’s recent issues. Jerks.